https://massivelyop.com MMORPG news and opinions Sat, 10 Feb 2024 14:42:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.1.1 https://massivelyop.com/2024/02/10/wrup-taylor-swift-throws-the-first-football-at-the-superbowl-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/02/10/wrup-taylor-swift-throws-the-first-football-at-the-superbowl-edition/#comments Sat, 10 Feb 2024 15:00:09 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=479320 Before any contest for initial possession of the football begins, a visibly tired Taylor Swift walks onto the field wearing sweatpants, a loose blouse covered by a jean jacket, and her hair up in a makeshift bun. She walks over to the football, picks it up, and beckons for the camera crews to follow her. […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/02/10/wrup-taylor-swift-throws-the-first-football-at-the-superbowl-edition/feed/ 25 https://massivelyop.com/2024/02/03/wrup-how-to-get-ham-from-snakes-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/02/03/wrup-how-to-get-ham-from-snakes-edition/#comments Sat, 03 Feb 2024 15:00:28 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=478423 All right so I’m not actually sure what you need to learn here. For one thing, ham is a meat that comes from pigs. You do not get ham literally from snakes. If you are trying to do that, stop doing that. You shouldn’t actually try to get any meat from snakes. I don’t think […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/02/03/wrup-how-to-get-ham-from-snakes-edition/feed/ 21 https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/27/wrup-chuweo-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/27/wrup-chuweo-edition/#comments Sat, 27 Jan 2024 15:00:58 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=477298 Hey everyone, I know that generally speaking these entries for What Are You Playing are just ridiculous and you can totally ignore them if you want to, but this week I actually have something really important to talk about. So I was recently trying to figure out which old HTML tags are still technically supported […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/27/wrup-chuweo-edition/feed/ 27 https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/25/vague-patch-notes-early-access-is-just-game-development-as-performance-art/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/25/vague-patch-notes-early-access-is-just-game-development-as-performance-art/#comments Thu, 25 Jan 2024 16:00:00 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=476951 I was reminded recently about Valheim. I do not own the game and thus have not played it; I cannot tell you if it is a good game in its current state, whether it is severely lacking content, or how one can reach Bodylande. But I can tell you that the game has now been […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/25/vague-patch-notes-early-access-is-just-game-development-as-performance-art/feed/ 20 https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/20/wrup-a-spectacular-story-about-lyle-with-help-from-wikipedia-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/20/wrup-a-spectacular-story-about-lyle-with-help-from-wikipedia-edition/#comments Sat, 20 Jan 2024 15:00:47 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=476274 Lyle is a great guy who was born in Scotland in 1987! Scotland is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. Wait, I… look, in order to make What Are You Playing more comprehensible, I’ve installed an automated bot to help define some of the things that I’m talking about with the help […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/20/wrup-a-spectacular-story-about-lyle-with-help-from-wikipedia-edition/feed/ 15 https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/13/wrup-learn-portuguese-by-assuming-that-every-language-you-dont-know-is-probably-the-same-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/13/wrup-learn-portuguese-by-assuming-that-every-language-you-dont-know-is-probably-the-same-edition/#comments Sat, 13 Jan 2024 15:00:32 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=475284 Hello. My name is Stanley Seagull. Like many of you, I have long wished that I knew Portuguese so that I could speak with people from Brazil, Portugal, and Mozambique. However, I ran into the persistent problem that learning Portuguese involved learning all of these nouns and verbs and conjugations and grammar, and I don’t […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/13/wrup-learn-portuguese-by-assuming-that-every-language-you-dont-know-is-probably-the-same-edition/feed/ 28 https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/06/wrup-last-wrup-and-testament-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/06/wrup-last-wrup-and-testament-edition/#comments Sat, 06 Jan 2024 15:00:31 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=474319 I, Eliot Lefebvre, being exceedingly depressed for so many very valid reasons and a couple of wholly speculative ones which sort of torpedoes “sound mind” and generally having a body that’s anything but sound, put this forth as my final wishes for how What Are You Playing will be operated from this point forward. FOR […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/06/wrup-last-wrup-and-testament-edition/feed/ 33 https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/01/massivelyops-2023-golden-yachties-best-worst-mmo-post/ https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/01/massivelyops-2023-golden-yachties-best-worst-mmo-post/#comments Mon, 01 Jan 2024 17:00:00 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=468673 We’re wrapping up MassivelyOP’s not-so-serious end-of-the-year awards today as we present our award for Best Worst MMO Post. Yes, it’s the Golden Yachties series, named in honor of those bright sparks absolutely convinced that video game blogging is a lucrative career and we’re all sailing ’round the world on ships of gold. (Stay in school, […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2024/01/01/massivelyops-2023-golden-yachties-best-worst-mmo-post/feed/ 1 https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/30/wrup-the-realistic-new-years-resolution-2024-product-guide-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/30/wrup-the-realistic-new-years-resolution-2024-product-guide-edition/#comments Sat, 30 Dec 2023 15:00:03 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=473624 Six Weeks Of Gym Membership (#773398-11A) You are going to promise yourself that this is the year you finally find working out not to be a miserable slog that you abandon after just a couple of weeks, but you know that you are lying to yourself when you say that. Our package will buy you […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/30/wrup-the-realistic-new-years-resolution-2024-product-guide-edition/feed/ 27 https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/23/wrup-the-walker-of-the-holidays-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/23/wrup-the-walker-of-the-holidays-edition/#comments Sat, 23 Dec 2023 15:00:21 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=473080 It’s late at night when you hear the sound outside your window, and you stir. You couldn’t tell someone why if they asked. Realistically, you are far too old to pretend you still believe in some kindly old elf delivering presents, but there’s a noise outside, in the quiet hours when you know no one […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/23/wrup-the-walker-of-the-holidays-edition/feed/ 22 https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/21/massively-overthinking-our-favorite-mop-articles-of-2023/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/21/massively-overthinking-our-favorite-mop-articles-of-2023/#comments Fri, 22 Dec 2023 00:00:00 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=470341 Every year, we pick out a bunch of narrative arcs and stories that dominated the headlines and emotions of the MMORPG genre, and it gets an award. Actually a couple of awards, if you get creative about it. But whatever that story turns out to be, it’s just one among thousands that we write every […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/21/massively-overthinking-our-favorite-mop-articles-of-2023/feed/ 5 https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/16/wrup-havent-got-a-clue-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/16/wrup-havent-got-a-clue-edition/#comments Sat, 16 Dec 2023 15:00:39 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=472120 My cats probably don’t really know much of anything about me. They know who I am; I’ve been in their lives for the majority of those lives at this point. But they don’t understand the noises I make any more than I understand the ones they do. They have no idea about the struggles I […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/16/wrup-havent-got-a-clue-edition/feed/ 16 https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/09/wrup-for-financial-reasons-this-will-now-be-a-superwholock-blog-specifically-during-this-column-every-week-from-now-on-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/09/wrup-for-financial-reasons-this-will-now-be-a-superwholock-blog-specifically-during-this-column-every-week-from-now-on-edition/#comments Sat, 09 Dec 2023 15:00:15 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=471066 Well, folks, we messed up. We agreed to the terms for Chris and me to both get the Daily Croissant Delivery Service promotion, but that cost literally all of our money. It doesn’t even actually deliver croissants daily. It was a bad decision, and it was a mistake, but we need to move on. Unfortunately […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/09/wrup-for-financial-reasons-this-will-now-be-a-superwholock-blog-specifically-during-this-column-every-week-from-now-on-edition/feed/ 17 https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/02/wrup-bones-i-have-stolen-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/02/wrup-bones-i-have-stolen-edition/#comments Sat, 02 Dec 2023 15:00:39 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=469983 The bone that the schnauzer next door was playing with When it occurred: About half an hour ago Why I did it: If I can’t be happy, you stupid dog, neither can you. The entire skeleton of William Carlos Williams When it occurred: March of 2019 Why I did it: Forgive me It was such […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/12/02/wrup-bones-i-have-stolen-edition/feed/ 16 https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/25/wrup-no-its-the-children-who-are-wrong-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/25/wrup-no-its-the-children-who-are-wrong-edition/#comments Sat, 25 Nov 2023 15:00:29 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=468882 And now, a special message from our favorite writer, Brick Moneyshield: Recently, I have invited a great deal of controversy from my article in which I call for shipping all dogs to a small island in the South Pacific, I claim that pudding was invented by aliens from the part of the moon that’s the […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/25/wrup-no-its-the-children-who-are-wrong-edition/feed/ 22 https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/18/wrup-which-members-of-the-high-school-science-department-can-be-beaten-with-the-ice-beam-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/18/wrup-which-members-of-the-high-school-science-department-can-be-beaten-with-the-ice-beam-edition/#comments Sat, 18 Nov 2023 15:00:08 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=468033 Mr. Palmer: You’re wondering if you can beat a 60-year-old man who hasn’t walked all that well since he got hit by a car while saving a cat with a projected laser of force that also has freezing properties. That’s what you’re doing here? Of course you can beat Mr. Palmer with the Ice Beam. […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/18/wrup-which-members-of-the-high-school-science-department-can-be-beaten-with-the-ice-beam-edition/feed/ 20 https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/11/wrup-lizardman-ronald-owes-me-more-than-a-thousand-dollars-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/11/wrup-lizardman-ronald-owes-me-more-than-a-thousand-dollars-edition/#comments Sat, 11 Nov 2023 15:00:31 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=467020 This is not a joke. Ronald [redacted] of Oceanside, NY, also know to his friends as “Lizardman,” officially owes me $1,280 due to services rendered, including but not limited to repainting his fence, moving his fridge from the main kitchen to his shed out in the back, and watching his dog for a period of […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/11/wrup-lizardman-ronald-owes-me-more-than-a-thousand-dollars-edition/feed/ 28 https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/04/wrup-pizzazz-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/04/wrup-pizzazz-edition/#comments Sat, 04 Nov 2023 14:00:57 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=465865 dang it hold on, hold on, hold on we need some kinda expansions announcement let me fish in my pocket. Got some stuff in here. Hold on. Cool. So the next expansion will bring you to… uh… Paperclip Island! It’s called that because… uh… farts. Farts. Wait we can make this work. It’s actually Papleip […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/11/04/wrup-pizzazz-edition/feed/ 11 https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/28/wrup-this-is-horror-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/28/wrup-this-is-horror-edition/#comments Sat, 28 Oct 2023 14:00:00 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=464055 You touch the thin layer of dust on the dresser. This is reality. In films, the house is polluted with malevolent spirits beyond time and human understanding. Far easier to deal with. You never realized before how much better it would be to simply contend with creatures of hate and spite, not whatever you find […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/28/wrup-this-is-horror-edition/feed/ 18 https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/21/wrup-sleeping-is-going-absolutely-fine-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/21/wrup-sleeping-is-going-absolutely-fine-edition/#comments Sat, 21 Oct 2023 14:00:25 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=463237 I’m definitely not having any trouble sleeping. Sleep comes easily. There is absolutely no problem when I lay down and attempt to sleep. I feel peaceful and rested when I wake in the morning. I don’t know why you asked. Under no circumstances do I wake up with a clenching feeling in my chest. There […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/21/wrup-sleeping-is-going-absolutely-fine-edition/feed/ 26 https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/14/wrup-become-a-roost-for-hundreds-to-thousands-of-bats-with-our-new-man-to-cave-transformation-system-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/14/wrup-become-a-roost-for-hundreds-to-thousands-of-bats-with-our-new-man-to-cave-transformation-system-edition/#comments Sat, 14 Oct 2023 14:00:57 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=462175 Men! Are you struggling to attract a mate? Do other people find you boorish and obnoxious? Are you unable to change this because your interests are themselves boorish and obnoxious, like feeling the need to inform everyone in the room that you refuse to eat foods with too many vowels in the name and ranting […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/14/wrup-become-a-roost-for-hundreds-to-thousands-of-bats-with-our-new-man-to-cave-transformation-system-edition/feed/ 12 https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/07/wrup-how-to-cook-like-we-did-in-the-old-country-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/07/wrup-how-to-cook-like-we-did-in-the-old-country-edition/#comments Sat, 07 Oct 2023 14:00:28 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=461140 First, I come into your home. You let me into your home, yes? My name is good; you do not need to know it. Do not worry about the hammer. The hammer is not for you. In the old country, I am famous chef. They tell me to come into their house in the old […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/10/07/wrup-how-to-cook-like-we-did-in-the-old-country-edition/feed/ 12 https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/30/wrup-a-night-with-spiders-georg-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/30/wrup-a-night-with-spiders-georg-edition/#comments Sat, 30 Sep 2023 14:00:17 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=460012 Massively Overpowered: Let’s start with the obvious question. Do you really eat over ten thousand spiders every single day? Spiders Georg: Oh, no, that’s certainly not true. I will admit that I am indeed a statistical outlier and do eat more spiders every day than the average person, but truth be told most days I […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/30/wrup-a-night-with-spiders-georg-edition/feed/ 15 https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/23/wrup-ideas-for-your-next-party-theme-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/23/wrup-ideas-for-your-next-party-theme-edition/#comments Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:00:00 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=459029 Totally 90s party weekend: Everyone dresses in baggy jeans and awful t-shirts that you regret, you have to listen to Nirvana and fill your mouth with cotton balls and peanut butter to do your best “Kurt Cobain is high on heroin and trying to sing” impression, and then you have to go on to completely […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/23/wrup-ideas-for-your-next-party-theme-edition/feed/ 17 https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/16/wrup-how-many-sad-dogs-the-size-of-a-small-duck-would-it-take-to-beat-up-celebrities-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/16/wrup-how-many-sad-dogs-the-size-of-a-small-duck-would-it-take-to-beat-up-celebrities-edition/#comments Sat, 16 Sep 2023 14:00:07 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=457986 Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: 85 The most difficult challenge I ever had was when I was told that in order to play the role of Maui I had to fight off at least two dozen sad dogs which were the size of a small duck. At first I thought this would be easy, but each […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/16/wrup-how-many-sad-dogs-the-size-of-a-small-duck-would-it-take-to-beat-up-celebrities-edition/feed/ 37 https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/09/wrup-the-absolute-only-review-of-starfield-you-need-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/09/wrup-the-absolute-only-review-of-starfield-you-need-edition/#comments Sat, 09 Sep 2023 14:00:17 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=457077 Starfield is the latest game by some Microsoft subsidiary or another, we can’t be bothered to keep track, maybe it’s Activision. Anyhow, in this game you play John Starfield on a quest to wander around on five moons, but you have short-term memory loss, so your character keeps forgetting where he went. Also, the map […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/09/wrup-the-absolute-only-review-of-starfield-you-need-edition/feed/ 27 https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/02/wrup-upcoming-songs-being-added-to-baldurs-gate-3-written-and-performed-by-jay-z-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/02/wrup-upcoming-songs-being-added-to-baldurs-gate-3-written-and-performed-by-jay-z-edition/#comments Sat, 02 Sep 2023 14:00:17 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=456238 Brooklyn Got No Damn Time For Tadpoles Tief Life Hustla Killin’ Goblins Or Something (Funky Lute Mix) Githyank-Me (feat. Rhianna) Bey Wants Me To Stop Playing That Damn Video Game And Go To Sleep And I Don’t Think She Would Be Less Angry If I Told Her About This White Girl (Shadowheart’s theme) Playin’ Co-Op […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/09/02/wrup-upcoming-songs-being-added-to-baldurs-gate-3-written-and-performed-by-jay-z-edition/feed/ 32 https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/26/wrup-memo-to-the-underlings-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/26/wrup-memo-to-the-underlings-edition/#comments Sat, 26 Aug 2023 14:00:57 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=455104 Hey there, underlings of the Trash Lord! It’s me, Jenna Simons, your one-woman HR team! We’ve had a few things come up over the past couple of weeks that have just been pointed out to me as consistent problems, and I don’t want to call anyone out, but they’re really not good for anyone. So […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/26/wrup-memo-to-the-underlings-edition/feed/ 29 https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/19/wrup-cat-rights-i-have-fought-long-and-hard-to-possess-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/19/wrup-cat-rights-i-have-fought-long-and-hard-to-possess-edition/#comments Sat, 19 Aug 2023 14:00:49 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=453923 The right to lie down basically anywhere at any time without anyone acting like it’s weird: Local EMTs hate me. Not for this, thought; it’s mostly because I throw Arby’s™ sauce packets in their faces once they come to investigate me and scream Spanish obscenities. But it’s up there. The right to just be naked […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/19/wrup-cat-rights-i-have-fought-long-and-hard-to-possess-edition/feed/ 22 https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/12/wrup-new-mobile-crabs-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/12/wrup-new-mobile-crabs-edition/#comments Sat, 12 Aug 2023 14:00:33 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=452964 Samsung Cancer Cancer mark 5: Has built-in Bluetooth capabilities in both claws. Voice assistant has been renamed “Crablinda” and will advise you to turn left at every possible opportunity but is otherwise a pretty good utility. Antenna made out of shrimp carcasses. Uses a standard charging cable. $799. Apple iCrab 4: Uses a new form […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/12/wrup-new-mobile-crabs-edition/feed/ 50 https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/05/wrup-01001110-01101111-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/05/wrup-01001110-01101111-edition/#comments Sat, 05 Aug 2023 14:00:40 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=451966 Well, folks, I’m back. Don’t worry, this isn’t a fakeout like last week, the What Are You Playing engine is no longer an issue. I had tried feeding it contradictory data, but that didn’t work, and I tried ramping up the degree of nonsense, but that was basically unnoticed. I even tried giving it self-awareness […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/08/05/wrup-01001110-01101111-edition/feed/ 24 https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/29/wrup-back-in-control-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/29/wrup-back-in-control-edition/#comments Sat, 29 Jul 2023 14:00:59 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=450946 All right, we’re back online. It’s fine. Sorry about the zero couple of weekends where we had something going wrong with our What Are You Playing software, but we’re pretty zero one certain that the whole thing got stuck in a recursion zero one one loop. Everything should be zero one one one zero one […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/29/wrup-back-in-control-edition/feed/ 26 https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/22/wrup-human-readable-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/22/wrup-human-readable-edition/#comments Sat, 22 Jul 2023 14:00:14 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=449919 zed ee arr oh oh enn ee oh enn ee oh enn ee zed ee arr oh oh enn ee oh enn ee oh enn ee zed ee arr oh oh enn ee oh enn ee zed ee arr oh oh enn ee zed ee arr oh zed ee arr oh zed ee arr oh […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/22/wrup-human-readable-edition/feed/ 22 https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/15/wrup-ttttt-ttt-ttttttt-tttt-ttttt-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/15/wrup-ttttt-ttt-ttttttt-tttt-ttttt-edition/#comments Sat, 15 Jul 2023 14:00:06 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=448947 01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101111 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110010 01101110 00101110 01010010 01100101 01110111 01101001 01101110 01100100 […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/15/wrup-ttttt-ttt-ttttttt-tttt-ttttt-edition/feed/ 32 https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/08/wrup-ttttttttttt-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/08/wrup-ttttttttttt-edition/#comments Sat, 08 Jul 2023 14:00:44 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=447921 jtah w rwteir hg. lwh o taknt.opt !it ti i cssywsuaohatntsttutuww !e: m,iyadetu lihoho eie e r ae,nf iho nn tw:ts u eotcwtts ctyi oehhtoiie aaesuu ohht mheotaitfn tndtnt hwshto ruenvepa mtp ile o tlddhia rp n o eoee , khtesaasoygyek k yoriaeii,d ha eadgoi r resniuelmaty ey i t aytyw nl e hu iwnseeiaoulltoe […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/08/wrup-ttttttttttt-edition/feed/ 53 https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/01/wrup-aggregating-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/01/wrup-aggregating-edition/#comments Sat, 01 Jul 2023 14:00:26 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=447143 an at recent winning how eat baby and divorce foxman, never fry someone Susan guess don’t who’s with hourly the guys better jpeg, our was cool fashion in whatever five with to your phrases hungry, a birds, back, look personal motorcycle, appearance really update, angry sound you happened addressing throw content button thing, a free, […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/07/01/wrup-aggregating-edition/feed/ 22 https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/24/wrup-did-you-know-that-oxford-is-the-only-city-in-oxfordshire-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/24/wrup-did-you-know-that-oxford-is-the-only-city-in-oxfordshire-edition/#comments Sat, 24 Jun 2023 14:00:20 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=446145 Westland Comma: Less known than its, cousin, from Oxford, this comma, is, placed, in odd locations, to, make, your, sentences read like, Jeff Goldblum, was, particularly drunk and, narrating, your writing. Culver City Quotation: Used to “emphasize” certain words instead of “typeface editing” even though using it for emphasis actually makes you look like a […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/24/wrup-did-you-know-that-oxford-is-the-only-city-in-oxfordshire-edition/feed/ 27 https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/17/wrup-clowns-are-funny-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/17/wrup-clowns-are-funny-edition/#comments Sat, 17 Jun 2023 14:00:07 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=445210 please if anyone can read this there is something going on my name is michael jordan i’m being held against my will at 453 apple tree road in torrington, new jersey, yes my name is actually michael jordan, not the michael jordan but that is my real name, can we please move on from this […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/17/wrup-clowns-are-funny-edition/feed/ 19 https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/10/wrup-ask-sssksrtsntk-the-sandworm-who-can-sort-of-type-and-maybe-read-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/10/wrup-ask-sssksrtsntk-the-sandworm-who-can-sort-of-type-and-maybe-read-edition/#comments Sat, 10 Jun 2023 14:00:09 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=444037 Dear sSSksrt’sntk, Recently, I got a big promotion at work. While I’m proud of myself, I now make more than my husband does, and he’s indicated that he feels emasculated by this. Should I hurl a javelin through his chest, or should I wait until the kids have gone to college when javelins are probably […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/10/wrup-ask-sssksrtsntk-the-sandworm-who-can-sort-of-type-and-maybe-read-edition/feed/ 29 https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/03/wrup-features-of-the-upcoming-what-are-you-playing-mode-for-massively-overpowered-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/03/wrup-features-of-the-upcoming-what-are-you-playing-mode-for-massively-overpowered-edition/#comments Sat, 03 Jun 2023 14:00:27 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=443023 We’re excited to announce that Massively Overpowered is getting a new browser mode, the What Are You Playing mode! Some of you will get to opt in to test this new mode, and some of you are going to be opted in whether you like it or not and you don’t get to opt out. […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/06/03/wrup-features-of-the-upcoming-what-are-you-playing-mode-for-massively-overpowered-edition/feed/ 19 https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/27/wrup-here-are-some-true-facts-about-rome-i-guess-what-do-you-people-want-to-see-here-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/27/wrup-here-are-some-true-facts-about-rome-i-guess-what-do-you-people-want-to-see-here-edition/#comments Sat, 27 May 2023 14:00:12 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=442031 Here are some fun magical item ideas for Pathfinder because if you’re playing Pathfinder you don’t deserve good magical items. Boots of Clown Flatulence. Belt of Tick Attraction. Broadsword of Thinking Of Story Ideas You Will Never Write +2. Ham of Ham Attraction. Brazier of Instead Of Producing Fire When You Light It The Thing […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/27/wrup-here-are-some-true-facts-about-rome-i-guess-what-do-you-people-want-to-see-here-edition/feed/ 20 https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/20/wrup-im-fine-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/20/wrup-im-fine-edition/#comments Sat, 20 May 2023 14:00:21 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=440924 I’m fine. It’s fine. Doing great. Fine. Fine. Fine. Super fine. Everything is fine and nothing is ruined, I feel okay. We’re fine. I’m fine. This is fine. Everything happening right now is fine. It’s fine, it’s fine. All fine. Who’s fine? Me. I’m fine. I’m not crying. I’m fine. I slept normally last night. It’s fine. Doesn’t matter. It’s fine. […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/20/wrup-im-fine-edition/feed/ 45 https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/13/wrup-absolutely-true-zelda-facts-because-thats-what-you-insatiable-content-grub-hounds-demand-right-now-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/13/wrup-absolutely-true-zelda-facts-because-thats-what-you-insatiable-content-grub-hounds-demand-right-now-edition/#comments Sat, 13 May 2023 14:00:00 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=439792 There is a rumor that the original Legend of Zelda was inspired by Ridley Scott’s film “Legend.” This is incorrect; it was actually inspired by Ridley Scott’s “Alien.” Shigeru Miyamoto was paying very little attention to that film, however, and was mostly hitting the person sitting next to him with a sentai action figure while […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/13/wrup-absolutely-true-zelda-facts-because-thats-what-you-insatiable-content-grub-hounds-demand-right-now-edition/feed/ 27 https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/06/wrup-the-actual-best-parts-of-being-a-star-wars-fan-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/06/wrup-the-actual-best-parts-of-being-a-star-wars-fan-edition/#comments Sat, 06 May 2023 14:00:16 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=438805 Watching a couple of the movies again is still fun if you can forget everything that happens afterwards. You get to decide whether you would rather deal with a permanent reheating of tired tropes from the first three films or if you would rather be angry at the fact that in order to get that, […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/05/06/wrup-the-actual-best-parts-of-being-a-star-wars-fan-edition/feed/ 35 https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/29/wrup-cow-quest-a-stupid-one-page-rpg-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/29/wrup-cow-quest-a-stupid-one-page-rpg-edition/#comments Sat, 29 Apr 2023 14:00:25 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=437679 In Cow Quest, you are playing a cow who is on a quest. Each character has three stats. The first is Cow (specify your breed of cow), the second is Quest (specify your quest, which should not be something that cows do not normally do), and the third is Stupid. Each stat is rated from […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/29/wrup-cow-quest-a-stupid-one-page-rpg-edition/feed/ 20 https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/22/wrup-the-show-must-go-on-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/22/wrup-the-show-must-go-on-edition/#comments Sat, 22 Apr 2023 14:00:48 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=436727 They hurt you, and they left you afraid, and then they simply left you. And that’s where you were at the moment that something began to change. It was the first of many transformations. At the time, it was difficult to articulate in any coherent fashion. You saw yourself as failing. But you were learning […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/22/wrup-the-show-must-go-on-edition/feed/ 19 https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/15/wrup-football-season-was-over-a-couple-months-ago-and-it-wont-start-again-for-a-while-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/15/wrup-football-season-was-over-a-couple-months-ago-and-it-wont-start-again-for-a-while-edition/#comments Sat, 15 Apr 2023 14:00:53 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=435670 No more games. No more good games. No more bombs. No more heroes. No more walking. No more pencils. No more books. No more swimming. No more hedgehogs. No more bears. Forty. That is 17 years past 23. More than I wanted or expected. Not more than I needed. Not enough. Not ever enough. Maybe […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/15/wrup-football-season-was-over-a-couple-months-ago-and-it-wont-start-again-for-a-while-edition/feed/ 18 https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/08/wrup-a-tribute-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/08/wrup-a-tribute-edition/#comments Sat, 08 Apr 2023 14:00:09 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=434657 His name was Robert Joblin, and he was the best teacher I ever had. I was a teenager, cocksure, so certain I had all of the hard lessons learned. And here he was, wise beyond even his years, understandable and erudite and paternal. He wanted me and my class to push further, to work harder, […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/08/wrup-a-tribute-edition/feed/ 14 https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/01/wrup-looking-back-two-hours-ago-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/01/wrup-looking-back-two-hours-ago-edition/#comments Sat, 01 Apr 2023 14:00:55 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=433587 Isn’t nostalgia great? Remember just two hours ago, when it was 8:00 a.m. EDT? Of course you do. How could you forget our Daily Grind topic talking about how we’re going to have flashback weekends from now on? It’s been a wild two hours since then, and we’re sure you’d love to think back to […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/04/01/wrup-looking-back-two-hours-ago-edition/feed/ 14 https://massivelyop.com/2023/03/25/wrup-a-guide-to-common-speedrunning-categories-what-they-mean-and-why-kylie-doesnt-care-edition/ https://massivelyop.com/2023/03/25/wrup-a-guide-to-common-speedrunning-categories-what-they-mean-and-why-kylie-doesnt-care-edition/#comments Sat, 25 Mar 2023 14:00:55 +0000 https://massivelyop.com/?p=432454 Any%: Usually considered the “default” speedrun, an Any% run means that your goal is to reach the agreed upon end state of the game as quickly as possible, with no restrictions on what you pick up or complete in order to reach that end state. If you can skip 20 out of 28 levels and […]]]> https://massivelyop.com/2023/03/25/wrup-a-guide-to-common-speedrunning-categories-what-they-mean-and-why-kylie-doesnt-care-edition/feed/ 33