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Before any contest for initial possession of the football begins, a visibly tired Taylor Swift walks onto the field wearing sweatpants, a loose blouse...

All right so I'm not actually sure what you need to learn here. For one thing, ham is a meat that comes from pigs....

Hey everyone, I know that generally speaking these entries for What Are You Playing are just ridiculous and you can totally ignore them if...

I was reminded recently about Valheim. I do not own the game and thus have not played it; I cannot tell you if it...

Lyle is a great guy who was born in Scotland in 1987! Scotland is a country that is part of the United Kingdom. Wait,...

Hello. My name is Stanley Seagull. Like many of you, I have long wished that I knew Portuguese so that I could speak with...

I, Eliot Lefebvre, being exceedingly depressed for so many very valid reasons and a couple of wholly speculative ones which sort of torpedoes "sound...

We're wrapping up MassivelyOP's not-so-serious end-of-the-year awards today as we present our award for Best Worst MMO Post. Yes, it's the Golden Yachties series,...

Six Weeks Of Gym Membership (#773398-11A) You are going to promise yourself that this is the year you finally find working out not to be...

It's late at night when you hear the sound outside your window, and you stir. You couldn't tell someone why if they asked. Realistically,...

Every year, we pick out a bunch of narrative arcs and stories that dominated the headlines and emotions of the MMORPG genre, and it...

My cats probably don't really know much of anything about me. They know who I am; I've been in their lives for the majority...

Well, folks, we messed up. We agreed to the terms for Chris and me to both get the Daily Croissant Delivery Service promotion, but...

The bone that the schnauzer next door was playing with When it occurred: About half an hour ago Why I did it: If I can't be...

And now, a special message from our favorite writer, Brick Moneyshield: Recently, I have invited a great deal of controversy from my article in which...

Mr. Palmer: You're wondering if you can beat a 60-year-old man who hasn't walked all that well since he got hit by a car...

This is not a joke. Ronald of Oceanside, NY, also know to his friends as "Lizardman," officially owes me $1,280 due to services...

dang it hold on, hold on, hold on we need some kinda expansions announcement let me fish in my pocket. Got some stuff in...

You touch the thin layer of dust on the dresser. This is reality. In films, the house is polluted with malevolent spirits beyond time and...

I'm definitely not having any trouble sleeping. Sleep comes easily. There is absolutely no problem when I lay down and attempt to sleep. I...