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Vague Patch Notes: So what actually kills MMO communities?

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Since we're busy getting a front-row seat to World of Warcraft adding the dungeon finder again, only this time it's WoW Classic, we are...
Thrones and something, I guess?

Vague Patch Notes: I don’t know what the deal is with Throne & Liberty

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Let me just state this outright: What in the absolute heck is supposed to be going on with Throne & Liberty at this point?...
Looking back.

Vague Patch Notes: The specter of racially locked classes in MMOs and before

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One of the things I've taken on multiple times in this column is the concept of gender-locked classes, which are bad, and if you...
That's Trek for you.

Vague Patch Notes: What you leave behind in MMOs

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You meant a lot to me when we knew one another. I wonder if you ever really understood that, or if I even communicated...
I HAVE TO RENEW MY HOUSE COME ON

Vague Patch Notes: Internet killed the MMORPG star

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If you ever need to understand why MMORPGs today look so different from how they looked back in 1997, there are a lot of...
In an unbroken line.

Vague Patch Notes: The shell game of MMO subscriber numbers and player counts

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Here is a very reasonable question: How many subscribers does Star Wars: The Old Republic have? Not how many players, but how many subscribers....
Boat.

Vague Patch Notes: Almost nobody can save struggling mid-to-small MMOs

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A week ago, we all sounded off on the best way to save a small-to-mid-size MMO that was struggling, as prompted by a discussion...
COME ON, CRAIG

Vague Patch Notes: Contemplating the origin of the Big Five in the MMO space

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A few weeks back, I talked about the various tiers of MMORPGs, and that included a discussion of what we call the Big Five...
Cowardly.

Vague Patch Notes: Culture doesn’t excuse poor design choices in MMOs

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So Tarisland has heard that people don't like gender-locked classes. This is the correct feedback because gender-locked classes blow, and every game that has...
Yo.

Vague Patch Notes: Whaling is a death spiral, especially in MMOs

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Here we are again with another one of my "let's put down some important industry notes" columns, and this time we're talking about whaling....
Geblons

Vague Patch Notes: Which players count in an MMO?

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When I first started playing Final Fantasy XI some two decades ago, I went in with no illusions about one thing that seemed clear...
THE MIDDLE!

Vague Patch Notes: The power of the middle bit in MMOs

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I knew that Tales of Arise wasn't really working for me like its immediate predecessor when I started kind of avoiding combat. Now, to a...
AAAAAAAAAAH

Vague Patch Notes: So why didn’t crowdfunded MMOs save the genre?

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The past few weeks we've been following this freakin' thing because... well, obvious reasons. But that has me thinking about crowdfunding in general, because...
Can't keep it up.

Vague Patch Notes: Paying customers in MMOs aren’t voting shares

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So let's take a tour back to the dewy slopes of 2010, when I bought the collector's edition of Final Fantasy XIV. That would...
They'll let anyone be a primal these days.

Vague Patch Notes: Why we should evaluate MMO systems based on how they break

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Back before Final Fantasy XIV's reboot launched, Naoki Yoshida talked about how the developers had plans to make certain primals be world bosses. Players...
I vant you to keel tunnel moose.

Vague Patch Notes: Why do people remember an MMO past that didn’t exist?

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Let's just start with the premise out of the gate. World of Warcraft launched to sales of 240,000 units on its first day. The...
Lol

Vague Patch Notes: The power of perspective in MMOs

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So now that Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is out, there is a very funny meme that is going around, but it...
It's not, it's just ugly.

Vague Patch Notes: You cannot win on pay-to-win

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I want you to put a game in your head that you think is pay-to-win. No, you do not have to say it out...
See no anything.

Vague Patch Notes: MMO players don’t talk about aging

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I turned 40 this year. It's not something that I announced with any particular fanfare, due in no small part to the fact that...
I hate so much about the ways you choose to be.

Vague Patch Notes: Can the gaming industry move on from high school, please?

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So this weekend had at least one incident that was, I'm not remotely sorry to say, exceedingly funny. If you've been paying any attention...

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