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Perfect Ten is a humorous list-themed feature column by Justin Olivetti and Eliot Lefebvre. [Follow this column’s RSS feed]

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Perfect Ten: 10 MMO things you can just stop waiting for

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Sooner or later we all have to face facts and accept that something we wanted at one point is never actually going to happen....
Straight shot.

Perfect Ten: 10 MMOs you’ve already forgotten ever existed

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Falling into obscurity and then being completely forgotten is the nightmare of any creative artist. This tragic scenario is compounded when it comes to...
Bad plans.

Perfect Ten: 10 of the worst launches in MMO history

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Launch time is a difficult time for every MMO, and honestly, I have nothing but sympathy for the teams launching a new game at...

Perfect Ten: Times when MMOs brought about world-shattering cataclysms

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The notion of an in-game cataclysm is hardly the sole domain of Activision-Blizzard; on the contrary, large-scale apocalypses pop up all the time in...
Ominous!

Perfect Ten: 10 MMORPGs whose worlds were built from scratch

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Maybe I'm the only one to have stopped to think about it, but a great deal of the MMOs that we enjoy are based...
I'm definitely an elf!

Perfect Ten: Every expansion era of World of Warcraft ranked

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For a long time, I have been considering this particular column just because, well, it's an obvious one. If you have a column whose...

Perfect Ten: 10 memorable MMO marketing campaigns from the genre’s past

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Believe it or not, MMOs get off easy when it comes to notorious marketing campaigns. Anything on the following list, good or bad, is...
What can I say except ''you're welcome''

Perfect Ten: We’ll always have Glorbo

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Yes, folks, you've all heard the news by now about how Glorbo is finally being added into World of Warcraft. You may, of course,...

The Perfect Ten: 10 MMOs and online worlds with super cozy vibes

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In this age of increased anxiety and friction, there's a natural desire to retreat into safe spaces. And yet not all of us have...
I TRUSTED YOU

Perfect Ten: 10 things I really dislike about Star Wars The Old Republic

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So we're all talking about Star Wars The Old Republic lately, and hey, that's understandable. We have not come to the end of the...

Perfect Ten: Why SWTOR is still a lot of fun to play today

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In a time of great uncertainty and some short-term chaos as Star Wars: The Old Republic moves from BioWare to Broadsword, one might assume...

Perfect Tenception: Our ten perfectest Perfect Tens (since last year) – 2023 edition

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In the Beforetimes, I tried to start a tradition of rounding up my favorite Perfect Ten articles of the past year every year on...
Guess who's back. Back again.

Perfect Ten: The most regrettable MMO studio names

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The name of a studio has no bearing on the game's quality. You might disagree and point to a game you were more inclined...

Perfect Ten: What good MMO logos say about their games

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Back when I was taking a smattering of business classes in college, one of my favorite electives dealt with marketing. It wasn't that I...
This isn't how it had to be.

Perfect Ten: Thoughts on Star Wars The Old Republic’s impending move to Broadsword

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My relationship with Star Wars: The Old Republic is best described as "complicated." The game launched at a time when I was still pretty...

Perfect Ten: MMORPGs as Jell-O flavors

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During last year's April Fools' Day, I wrote about the important topic of MMO NPCs as muffins. At the time, I felt my work...
Our faith has been rewarded!

Perfect Ten: MMOs that ghosted us after talking a big game

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There's nothing worse as a fan of games to buy into all of the hype and previews of a promising-looking project only to see...
Pay to lose.

Perfect Ten: Get out of my dreams and get into my (MMO) car

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Cars. They go vroom-vroom, and then they go really fast, and how do we live in a country where you basically need a car...

Tamriel Infinium: Six reasons to be excited about Elder Scrolls Online’s Necrom chapter

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I feel genuinely bad for Elder Scrolls Online right now. At a time where all other games are scurrying out of the way of...
See, that's the joke of the name.

Perfect Ten: 10 old MMO promises that never happened

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Developers like to talk a big game. It's expected, it's encouraged by all parties, and it's part of the fun. When a game or...

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